Sad for me

So...the hubby and I went to Costco tonight to get a few items bulk, you know, toilet paper and the such. We had some leisurely strolls down the aisles and after using our coupons (yeah us) we packed up the car. Then came the moment to put the cart back and I gleefully volunteered, thinking of the cart-riding days of my youth.

However, disaster struck as I got a speedy start, and then attempted to mount the back of the cart for my joyride.  I was quickly rejected by one protruding belly rebounding off the back of the cart and sending me, dejected, back to the ground.  At least this time I didn't fall, but I walked back to the car with my head held low--mired in my crushed dreams.